Poop
My lady is on the Left Coast with her fam and I am wrangling the boys Thursday to Sunday. Let's just say that while I consider my self a great dad, my wife's job is thankless. It's akin to riding into the wind all day with rain blowing sideways, never getting a break until those guys chill out. We refuse to put them in front of the dumb box though as I don't want them retarded or salivating over McDonald's commercials.
So since I am on a 'day off', I dropped the kids off at school and head out for a quick and very low impact ride. "Ding ding ding ding ding" <-- that's the T-Mobile cell phone ring tone....you knowhati'mtalkinabout). "Mr. K, ah, your little guy has a fairly giant sized poop and we are not allowed to change it due to regulations. You need to come back" Genius. 5 minutes the kid is there and his plumbing leaks. Joy.
Friday, March 23, 2007 at 11:33AM
Reader Comments (3)
they do not change the kid's poop?
very strange
ah....
the idiot box
I love the television
my boys love the television
it is not the blue baby sitter
it is a way where my boys can relax and unwind
a feature film without commercials
well...
I hang with them
we discuss things and laugh together
while I blog
Open Season has been high in their rotation
Avatar on DVD is sweet
we own all the classics
Fantasia 2000
Toy Story
etc
Indeed no touchy-the-poopy by the instructors. It's a coop pre-school so they draw the line.
Oh, trust me, the kids have mad DVDs and we get our full-on 'movie night' on. Good times. In fact, I just exposed my little Irishmen this weekend to E.T. Blew their little minds. My little guy wants an ET as a pet now. Hilarious. I just can't stand it when people chuck their kids in front of that shit at the drop of a hat. I see that shit often and it is disturbing. Go ride bikes with 'em or throw rocks in the river or something. I'm preaching to the choir here I bet and am not a total uber-liberal who 'bans' TV's, but I think you know-what-I'm-sayin.
By the way Quadzilla, that is a RAD blog you have!!
http://bikecentric.blogspot.com/
I'm going to have to link yer sheeit to help propagate the goodness.