Do the math...
Race fans: What do you get when you add...
The total sum is extraordinary. I am talking about a sum that will leave you in shock to the extent that you'll want....no NEED...to have one. And if one is scored, likely you'll want to rub and get all freaky with yourself. You will be....
ROLLING SEX.
The sum, you see is the 2008 Limited Edition, full up Bling Daddy kits. No, these are not the 'official' racing kits we'll be rocking normally, you see. Just a special kit for the not-afraid set for just the right occasions....like a velvet smoking jacket or your speedos. Will we have skinsuits: Likely, beeatches, likely. This shit's gonna get me into Cross Vegas, you see just because of how sexy I'll be. I'll be irresistibly brown and gold. Likely with a matching Louis Vuitton saddle if I can beg my boy Corey...oh and if I can score it, some gold bar tape. Mmmm.
Behold:
Start your jealously now.
Monday, March 17, 2008 at 12:26PM
Reader Comments (10)
dude..you gotta hook me up. I'll swap you for one of the new limited edition crossniac kits
greg,
what's up man. how do I get one? those are almost as great as the argyle sweater vest/corduroy bibs that we almost picked for the 2008 jersey.
seriously, though. tell me how.
Mi hombres: glad you like! Good to have a little fun, dontchatink? I need to see when this run is going in to Pearl so if you are serious, contact me at:
mudandcowbells@gmail.com.
I'll see if we can get this in.
The brown is pretty hott! I'm down for brown. Thanks for the words G, get better yourself. Gonna stand out from the rest of the spandex this year!
I must say that I've seen "The Devil Wears Prada" and I'm up on "Project Runway", but I just don't think this works. It is definitely unique and different, but it's not my cup of tea. The team kits rule.
those are sick nasty...
check out Clemson University's kits this year. I race against them but even I cant help but to admire it.
http://people.clemson.edu/~cyclng/?page_id=6
dude, you've either had too many trappist ales or not enough. a little argyle, sure. a lot of LV, i don't think so
can't say I like it. might look good for a women's team from Beverly Hills, Palm Springs, Miami Beach, Ft. Lauderdale.
for a Boulder-based team, how 'bout some earthy green-and-brown hippy shit! Keep the blue kit.
hope winter's treating you well Greg!
I like it! and being a UPS man I love the brown, gotta have some matching socks of sort though!
NOW you're talkin' Anonymous No. 3! All hail the UPS man: Symbol of joy with the bringing of shiny new bike bits.